Lonesome Housewife

Lonesome Housewife is not about a lonesome housewife. (Of course not.) Johnny Gonad (see Bananas) risks his job on a newspaper to get a piece of Cynthia, gets fired, then goes looking for a new job. But Johnny Gonad can’t remember how to knot a tie, and his guy Claude Gonad has a stiffer prick. Say what? If none of this makes any sense to you, don’t worry. It didn’t make any sense to the Deviate either. The moronic dialogue and idiotic narration dubbed in over this series of hardcore loops strung together on a wing and a prayer are not the attraction here. It’s the gals — of course — and each one is fresher and blonder than the next. The Deviate has looked all his life for one of these girls. Did they ever really exist? And did they really do the nasty so nicely?